not much more to say expect new vids new comics and new ideas.  Ha ha ha we are back baby

Alright so i think enought time has passed now and i think i can let you know what the hell is going on.  Well Eddie is all moved in, Im all here and its time to make this site take off so let me just say that this might be the last time you see the site like this.  So everyone this time i mean it we are coming back.  Better than ever

Alright it’s has been over 2 months now and like everyone else you must be starting to wonder whats going on.  Well Eddie has moved so is in the process unpacking his boxes and adding a lick of paint to the new homestead.  As for myself well i getting ready for the nationwide tour of London and trying to remember how myspace works so that I can update what i am doing.  Also when i get some dates I will put them on hear so you can hear all the news.

So then whats going to happen.  Well It will be safe to say that bowler productions is going to rest untill semptember.  With Eddie still warming the house and me writing a like a busy little bear to get some scripts finshed off.  Plus an upcoming summer festival to attened.  Which reminds me if you are going to a certain summer festival in Reading this year then have a stroll though the yellow camp on thursday night and you might be in for a surprise.  Oh yes there will be Pink.The Dance Fortress. So come and check it out. Also expect to see a whole new section to this website. We know you will love it

However if you are dying for some of our wit there is always Eddie’s Comics which can be seen Over Yonder also i have been asked to apply my wit and reasoning to some reviewing for a new company called Snakepit Inc. There website is on the way. Will publish this when its up and running.

Well hope this will keep you going and see you at Reading if you go. If not September it is (maybe earlier we will have to talk)

I’m currently in the process of moving home, hence why things have been put somewhat on hold here. However, I have finished a new Edd Egg Animation for y’all to check out!

Enjoy it over here!

Right okay. We at bowler productions are sorry for the lack of fresh content but we are busy people and guess what, Contray to what some people will say we have lives. But now there is a interesting incident coming up and well it has always been a source of debate. Thats right im getting in to this The Offspring have made there come back.

With me and Eddie not heading to Download, (due to the fact that we have taste) our first taste of the album has come in the form of single hammerhead. Well i have to say Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Not Bad.

You see i have a real problem with the offspring which is for reasons best left to them is well their first single is just so middle of the road. I mean hammerhead is not a bad song but then its not great either.

Lets look back over a few releases from there albums.

Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Changed everything in way. I mean smash was huge but this thursted them main stream

Original Prankstar: Sorry what the fuck was this. Bad Offspring Bad

Hit That: I hated this song but Eddie,Dan and Abbie turned it around when we worked out that a chicken being pulled was the main sound in it.

So why have you done it again. Get back to what made you great. Giving us the chance to swear. Thats right i love that song but then again the greatest offsping song will always be Gone Away. In fact its the greatest song of all time.

I have heard some of the new album but a full review will be around then.

So there you go people.

offspring rock……..

P.S Please play In London Soon

I did not write this. I picked this up from the comments section of a video game website regarding a new Sonic The Hedgehog game:

“I’m the #2 Sonic superfan. I have a fantasy world where Sonic’s my best friend. Unleashed is gonna be so good. Previous Sonic games were better than given credit for. I also read the comics based on the Sonic X animated series. Which is indeed based Sega’s popular franchise. You know what would also be cool? A fighting game with Sega and Square-Enix characters. Including Sonic. And I’m imagining a dream match team with Sonic, Nowe of Drakengard fame, and Ceodore from the Japan-only cellphone sequel to Final Fantasy IV. And a dream match rivalry between Sonic and Crono from Chrono Trigger. Who I am imagining in a dream match team with Jacky from Virtua Fighter and Yo-yo Yoko from Ehrgeiz. That would be cool. And Sonic could summon Nights and the guy from Feel The Magic.”

The next person’s response:

“LOLgay”

Just had to share this gem.

So it seems that it’s that time of year again. That right the shite pumpers that are channel 4 are to subject us to the horror that is Big Brother. I fully agree with Stephen Fry on this one. You for those of you that don’t know the great grandfather or Grandfather of the guy who “invented” Big Brother were a pioneer in sewage clearance from Holland. Stephen Fry said “seems strange that while his family heritage pumps shit out of Holland he’s the main one pumping it back in”

So starting today Channel 4 will release 12 people that should be sectioned anyway into house designed to make them argue, shout, shag and feel somewhat glum. Then as the weeks go on there will be 200 more people sent in to sex it up. After that of course after the great British public spent a fortune getting them out, you’re going to have to vote them back in. We all know why 4 do these things. They are waiting for the day there show will say “Day 51 in the big brother house, Housemates Ally, Jess, Jon, Tim, Rowanda, Hazel and Jeff are having a mass orgy in the big brother garden”. But that will never happen now will it. Also with this day and age if I want to see that I’ll watch an episode of Skins. Also a channel 4 show.

But you know what I feel sorry for the nutter’s that go in there, Yes they dream of stardom and we all know that only one of them has made it big, Yes they are all mad in that please don’t eye contact on the train with me kind of way. So why do I feel sorry for them. Well there human and have no talent at all but yet for some strange reason people on the outside world idolise them. Why the fuck they do escapes me.

I mean let’s face it all they did was show up at an audition, If there a women they would say “I’m cheeky, but stand my ground, Must have sex every 20 mins or I will go on a killing spree, plus love being naked” Big Channel 4 “thumbs up”. With the Men its “Well I hate most things, although I am fun person, outgoing, love a drink,” What a great mix.

So this is their talent but people on the outside are like “oh my god wow there so lush”. WTF. But the king would have to be those stupid fuck wits that say the immortal and stupid sentence. Russell Brand may ask “So why do you think (insert name of inmate) should win”, Stupid moron who’s in the audience who thinks their opinion now matters “Well Russell (insert name that Russell has just said) is the only one being them self”.

After staring open mouthed at the TV for 5 seconds resisting the urge to track them down and shake them till their eyes fill with blood and batter them to the point when none of the bones are left working. You have never met this person and you think they should win because they are being themselves. Also your basis for this that they have spent 2 weeks running around in a drunken heap. Hugging someone who misses there mum/dad/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/wife. Being the life and soul by dancing a table with their areas on display.

So what you’re saying is they should win because they are a nice person. Well fucking done. Now get out the TV studio before someone does kill you.

But not that any of these things matter in the end anyway. So if you’re reading this and you want to win big brother then the answer is simple. It’s not go in and kill the other house mates that would be wrong. To win big brother you need to be in there for a reason. What do I mean by this? Well here goes.

First Winner Craig. Was giving all the money to his sister for an operation. So did not matter what happened he was bound to win.

Second Winner Brain. Came out in the big brother house had never told his family big uphill struggle

Not a clue when she/he won Nadia: Had just become a women and was striving to be accepted as a women. This was a shame then. As she won because she used to be a Man and not because she a women.

Okay that’s all I know has I never watch it other than to see the fuck wits which make up fans, because they make such good stand up stuff. So know this I not going to end with but oh well I will watch it anyway. No fucking way I a firm believer in the new big brother game show. 12 Contestants, No food, One Gun. Now that something everyone will enjoy.

History is apparantly being written (I didn’t know history ever put down the pen) that America could have it’s first black president. Never mind the guy’s policies or anything. All the news seems to be about the skin colour. America, famous for many years of slavery and racism could have a black man in charge? It’ll be like picking on a kid in school then turning round and finding his big brother standing right behind you. While most of America would pat themselves on the back for being so forward-thinking and modern, I can’t help but think what would really happen if Barack Obama actually became the president of the United States?

I believe the USA will first make a truce with old rivals, Russia, and unite to dispatch a team of astronauts into space. It’ll be the job of these astronauts to destroy the oncoming comet that’s heading straight to Earth and will destroy all life on it. The president will tell his people the grim facts and create a lottery for people to save who they can to prevent the extinction of the human race. As a large piece of the comet hits the Earth they…

…oh wait, that’s the plot from the movie Deep Impact. Never mind.

Here are five ways to get away with drinking on public transportation now that it has been prohibited by that presenter bloke from Have I Got News For You:

1) Join the National Theatre. Then tell everyone that you’re a method actor and you’re playing a character called, “Drunkard On Train” and they’re interrupting “your art.”
2) Wear a colourful t-shirt that says, “My Name Is Donny Don’t” and instruct the other passengers to “Don’t Do What Donny Does”. You can pretty much get away with anything with this scheme.
3) Dress up as a chicken in stockings. People will just think you’re a figment of their imagination.
4) Relabel all your beer tins to say, “Not Beer”.
5) It says nothing about eating alcohol. Which frozen lollypop would you prefer, Cider or Tequila flavoured?

Can you suggest any more methods?

Note: If anyone really calls a Southern Comfort, “SoCo”, you derserve a slap.

Lots of tits. Most of them nice. None of them Sarah Jessica Parker’s, fortunately. Though there is a shot of a naked bloke’s cock whilst he’s in the shower. You best just shut your eyes for that bit and remember the tits. Overall, the film was sufferable. Needs more tits though.

PS - New video to come later this week