Alright seems like Eddie cranks out blogs like fine wine thought I best keep up. So here we go my first religious posting. Me and Eddie have always been quite different people. I think that’s why we work so well together (never confused). Anyway, Reading his donor card blog got me thinking and now it’s time to weight in my religious views.

I Believe in god, I do I think it’s everywhere. But I have one different option from most of the free world. I believe that God without doubt just has to be a woman. (The crowd all roll back with shock) Yes without doubt god as to be a women. I know what you’re thinking. But so when I do talk about this these are some of the questions I end up having to answer

If God is a women then surly men would give birth

Answer:Okay fair point. Child birth by the looks of things smarts a bit so yes indeed if god was a women she would have giving the job to the men. But here the rub, I sometimes get stomach aches. Stress, Bad Diet too much Coke Cola. When I get these I lay in bed cramped up in pain. Thinking that is it the stomach cancer I feared for years. I mean talk about pathetic. Now God in her infinite wisdom saw that let’s face it men can’t deal with a simple fecking cold then how the hell could we deal the pain of child birth. So in the end begrudging she had to give it to women. Cos men just could not take it

Surly more women would be in power

Answer: Again a fair point. Women have always struggled to get ahead in this world. That again does not seem fair. But then again when have women not had power in this world. Some of the world most important people have fallen for the charms of women. So I ask when did men ever have power. Women have a wonderful way of stripping it from you. Let’s take Man’s Man Frank Lampard. (Not my views hate frank lampard) He is Chelsea thou and thou he says. However wife wants to live abroad, so rumours start, then next thing you know bags packed off we go (to kiss his AC Milian Page). So I ask when you have not had power.

Okay those are about the only question I get but I have a few points of my own forming that I think way up the argument some more

What man works on their day off: Let’s face god made the world in 7 days. But he rested on Sunday but some daft prat decided let’s go to church on Sunday. If god was a man he would just say bugger off.

Women never want the attention: if God was a man let’s face it he would have made himself know by now. Because the men would have wanted to show off in front of other men. Women are happier to sit back and let the world pass by so like all women have a said in their lives “I don’t want a fuss”

The world is a beautiful place ever let a man decorate: The earth is a wonderful place, such beauty, such wonder if a man had done it would all be flat and only have like 7 colours and none of it would go. Laurence Llewellyn Bowen anyone?

There are many other arguments that I can think of. But would love to know what you all think. But I leave you with one vital piece of information. My last argument without a doubt, the final piece of the puzzle.

If God was a man spunk would taste like chocolate.

The End

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