Here is your very own guide on how to make a puppet of Dr Who!
1) Take a large sheet of **BANNED BY THE BBC** and roll into a cyclinder.
2) Then, stick the cyclinder down with a bit of sellotape and fold the **BANNED BY THE BBC** over.
3) Cut out three **BANNED BY THE BBC**-holes. One on each side and a large one on the top to fit three fingers through.
4) Take a piece of **BANNED BY THE BBC** and **BANNED BY THE BBC** across the **BANNED BY THE BBC**.
5) Using a photo of **BANNED BY THE BBC**, **BANNED BY THE BBC** on the **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC** and **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC**.
6) **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC** **BANNED BY THE BBC**
7) And there you have it. Your very own Dr **BANNED BY THE BBC** puppet!
One for true fans and **BANNED BY THE BBC** everywhere.
I’m a frequent drug abuser. I once burgled my best friend’s flat. I’ve been in prison several times. I’ve been beaten and forced to drink vile chemicals. I’ve stolen cars, driven without a licence and driven while under the influence of drugs. I’ve been a gay prostitute and a drug dealer. My father has disowned me and I’ve been in and out of drug rehabilitation clinics with no success.
Can I have an NME Hero Of The Year award now please?
As I strolled though the wonderful city of London. Think that it is rather hot out today. Was thinking about what i could right about in this daily blog/musing of mine. I looked up to see the high street with the normal hussle and bussle. But then I see something that always makes me whince just a bit. Charity People. I did have a lot of time for these people (No Money Thou) Untill i found out that most of them are more and hour than i am. What always gets me thou is that they pass guys in suits, women with briefcases and other far more wealther people to get to me. They seem to fly past all these people weaving like Lewis Hamilton thought a crowd of cars to the student guy who has a Old Green Day T shirt and jeans hes had for over 2 years and rather bad shoes. As they get closer she turns out to be a brazilian women. She comes over and asked if i could spare 5 mins to talk about the enviroment. Hard to say to say no now when she stands right in front you and i have to pull out my head phones thinking you where lost. Anyway she does the old sales pitch I’ll show you how it goes. Before i go on i know she was a brazilian because she told me i did not just guess.
BW: Can I talk to about the Enviroment and the damage being done and what “the Charity” are doing to help (im not going to mention them as well thats not fair)
Me: Um Okay sure
BW: Thanks (she then tell me how monet is being rasied in order to sent some people treking across some mountain range sponser rasie money great stuff)
Me: I know you heard this all day but i dont have any money or my debit card (bullshit i just hate lying to them but i mean who can ever say “no cos i dont want to okay i dont care if the planet dies in a fireball” not my view by the way)
As i waited around for the train i got to thinking, seems like a rather strange way to combat global warming. But it does not stop with this trek either. I mean lets breakdown the events
Brazilian Women talking to me now im going to guess that she did not row accross the atlantic to get here.
Flying people out to whatever mountain range it was, Planes being the worst kind of transport on the earthThis got me think we all seem to care about the enviroment but yet we are sent mixed meassages like the ones above. I mean first of all lets take the title. I was on myspace and put “Eviromentalist” and “Traveling”. Just to find that quite few of you want both. Strange. My Ex was a bit of an enviro nut but yet has desires to live in a bus and drive around the county. Just her and who ever she is with. (talk abour fumes). I myslef care about the enviroment but found myslef last week driving from Edd house to the train station. (about a 10 min walk) So i have a mad plan Let me know what you think.The Plan to Save The Earth
1) If you want to travel all compaines and unis give everyone at least 8 weeks off a year and then all flights free. In that time then go that way we get it all done in one big lump the earth will manage it.
2) Stop selling those cheap non energy saving light bulbs.
3) Share your wireless broadband connection in all blocks of flats. Why have on per flat when whole blocks can be done in oneThats my lot. You may disagress or slag off my rather bad english but thats my idea.
The world is falling apart. Everything seems to be buggering up at the moment. Earthquakes, floods, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis… it’s just all going wrong. But why is this happening? Is it global warming? Climate change? Was Al Gore right all along?
If I could do the Family Fortunes “EEH-UUH” wrong answer sound effect right now, I would.
The reason for these natural disasters is simple. God is angry and vengeful and taking it out on us. Why is God so upset? Is it the haters, the liars, the cheaters, the murderers, the sickos and so forth? Sure, the day-to-day sins probably do get on his rag. But the final proverbial nail in the proverbial coffin is that he lost a bet with Satan. God had bet that Chelsea would win the Premier League, where as Satan chose his old favourites, The Red Devils, also known as Manchester United.
It wasn’t a massive bet. Just a fiver and God will have to do Satan’s washing for a week. But God is just a hopelessly bad loser. As a result, he has been striking out at Earth, like a young teenage girl slamming her bedroom door in a tantrum, aiming to hit Manchester. However, God is not only bad at losing, he’s also bad at geography. Earth has changed its look a lot since his 7-day invention and now, just like Usher, he can’t tell where Manchester is. So he has been lashing out randomly, hoping to eventually get it right.
The worst is yet to come though. Man Utd face Chelsea in the Champions League final on the 21st of May and God and Satan are going for double or quits. Brace yourself mere mortals, it may be a bumpy ride.
With big boy movies like “Iron Man”, “Speed Racer” and “Adaptation Remake 2 - The Prequel”, there needed to be a girly film to balance out the equilibrium. And filing that slot this week is “Sex In And The City”. That’s right boys. It’s ladies night and feeling’s right. But the big question behind the movie is not what it’s about or even if it’s any good. The question is, what is everyone going to wear for the world premiere? Because people apparantly give a shit about what you wear as you go into a dark room where everyone’s attention is on a giant screen in front of you, let’s look at the fashions they wore, shall we?
So here are the mums of the stars here now and OH NO! SOMEONE HAS THROWN A SALAD AT THAT POOR DEFENCELESS HORSE!
Here’s singer Roisin Murphy, looking like she stole her outfit for Bertie Bassett, the liquorice allsorts man.
AAAARGH! KILL IT! KILL IT!
And just because every social occasion needs a WAG, here’s Alex Curran wearing a white apron that got mixed with husband Steve Gerrard’s bright red Liverpool football socks.
And there you go girls. Remember, it’s not how you look, but how expensive your outfit is.
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