History is apparantly being written (I didn’t know history ever put down the pen) that America could have it’s first black president. Never mind the guy’s policies or anything. All the news seems to be about the skin colour. America, famous for many years of slavery and racism could have a black man in charge? It’ll be like picking on a kid in school then turning round and finding his big brother standing right behind you. While most of America would pat themselves on the back for being so forward-thinking and modern, I can’t help but think what would really happen if Barack Obama actually became the president of the United States?

I believe the USA will first make a truce with old rivals, Russia, and unite to dispatch a team of astronauts into space. It’ll be the job of these astronauts to destroy the oncoming comet that’s heading straight to Earth and will destroy all life on it. The president will tell his people the grim facts and create a lottery for people to save who they can to prevent the extinction of the human race. As a large piece of the comet hits the Earth they…

…oh wait, that’s the plot from the movie Deep Impact. Never mind.