With big boy movies like “Iron Man”, “Speed Racer” and “Adaptation Remake 2 - The Prequel”, there needed to be a girly film to balance out the equilibrium. And filing that slot this week is “Sex In And The City”. That’s right boys. It’s ladies night and feeling’s right. But the big question behind the movie is not what it’s about or even if it’s any good. The question is, what is everyone going to wear for the world premiere? Because people apparantly give a shit about what you wear as you go into a dark room where everyone’s attention is on a giant screen in front of you, let’s look at the fashions they wore, shall we?

So here are the mums of the stars here now and OH NO! SOMEONE HAS THROWN A SALAD AT THAT POOR DEFENCELESS HORSE!

Here’s singer Roisin Murphy, looking like she stole her outfit for Bertie Bassett, the liquorice allsorts man.

AAAARGH! KILL IT! KILL IT!

And just because every social occasion needs a WAG, here’s Alex Curran wearing a white apron that got mixed with husband Steve Gerrard’s bright red Liverpool football socks.

And there you go girls. Remember, it’s not how you look, but how expensive your outfit is.