Mothers! Lock up your children! There’s wildspread panic across the lands! The new Hitler has hit our shores and this time, instead of planes and bombs, he has brought his guitar and his floppy haired friends. But he’s not playing real music - oh no no no no NO! He’s playing the infectious melodies known […]

Ah hello their world. Hope the start of this blog finds you well. So a lot of people have been asking me “Mark - What happened to the radio show you were planning” Well i guess it time we chatted about what is going on so i dont have to email you all.#
1)Well […]

Seven o’clock in the evening
And I’m searching for my door key
I unlock the house and walk in
On the arm of a sexy lady
And I yell out, “God-damn baby, I wanna bang ya!”
Then she comes out and kisses me
And I get out the video camera
Police arrest me later
Saying I done a crime
I said this was a […]

Okay so I have a question for you all and I would love it if someone answered it for me. Why does your mind always draw a musical blank? The other day whist I was stumbling along at work I found without one of the greatest internet inventions on the planet. You Tube Audio Convertor
This […]

It’s another year so that can only mean it’s another bloody Eurovision Song Contest. It’s that time of year where every country has to pick a singer or band out of obscurity, thrust them into the lime light for three minutes, then have them disappear into obscurity again. All this in a colourful expensive display […]

I’m a frequent drug abuser. I once burgled my best friend’s flat. I’ve been in prison several times. I’ve been beaten and forced to drink vile chemicals. I’ve stolen cars, driven without a licence and driven while under the influence of drugs. I’ve been a gay prostitute and a drug dealer. My father has disowned […]