Trapped In The Courtroom

Posted by Eddie on May 23rd, 2008 in Blog

Seven o’clock in the evening
And I’m searching for my door key
I unlock the house and walk in
On the arm of a sexy lady
And I yell out, “God-damn baby, I wanna bang ya!”
Then she comes out and kisses me
And I get out the video camera
Police arrest me later
Saying I done a crime
I said this was a […]