I did not write this. I picked this up from the comments section of a video game website regarding a new Sonic The Hedgehog game:

“I’m the #2 Sonic superfan. I have a fantasy world where Sonic’s my best friend. Unleashed is gonna be so good. Previous Sonic games were better than given credit for. I also read the comics based on the Sonic X animated series. Which is indeed based Sega’s popular franchise. You know what would also be cool? A fighting game with Sega and Square-Enix characters. Including Sonic. And I’m imagining a dream match team with Sonic, Nowe of Drakengard fame, and Ceodore from the Japan-only cellphone sequel to Final Fantasy IV. And a dream match rivalry between Sonic and Crono from Chrono Trigger. Who I am imagining in a dream match team with Jacky from Virtua Fighter and Yo-yo Yoko from Ehrgeiz. That would be cool. And Sonic could summon Nights and the guy from Feel The Magic.”

The next person’s response:

“LOLgay”

Just had to share this gem.