Seven o’clock in the evening
And I’m searching for my door key
I unlock the house and walk in
On the arm of a sexy lady
And I yell out, “God-damn baby, I wanna bang ya!”
Then she comes out and kisses me
And I get out the video camera

Police arrest me later
Saying I done a crime
I said this was a mistake
They said “Bitch stop crying.”
So I wipe back my tears
I’m gangster bred and born
I could be locked up for years
For making child porn
This shattered my world
My bedroom’s a crime scene
Just coz I banged this girl
Who was only thirteen
So I’m going to the courtroom
So I’m standing in the courtroom
The video’s playing in the courtroom
Now I’ve got a stiffy in the courtroom (in the courtroom)